First Thoughts
Film reviews right from the parking lot of the theater!
Episodes
May 2, 2026
May 2, 2026
23 min
Just your average day in Ireland...
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May 2, 2026
May 2, 2026
22 min
THIS ANIMAL FARM IS A SERKIS!!1!
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Apr 29, 2026
Apr 29, 2026
28 min
When is Jackson being released???
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Apr 5, 2026
Apr 5, 2026
52 min
Oh shoot! An A24 film from the writer/director of Dream Scenario starring Zendaya and Robert Pattinson!? Count me in!
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Mar 26, 2026
Mar 26, 2026
51 min
The scariest podcast episode you'll ever listen to!!!
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Mar 21, 2026
Mar 21, 2026
40 min
Ryan Gosling meets an alien in space - what more do you need??
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Mar 8, 2026
Mar 8, 2026
1 hr 13 min
Will Christian Bale ever make a good movie again?
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Mar 1, 2026
Mar 1, 2026
50 min
Doms and Subs? Domino's doesn't even sell sub sandwiches!
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Feb 23, 2026
Feb 23, 2026
42 min
Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa (idk, that's how the wrote it in the lyrics)
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Feb 21, 2026
Feb 21, 2026
46 min
Starring Margot Qualley!!1!
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