First Thoughts
Film reviews right from the parking lot of the theater!
Episodes
Feb 18, 2026
Feb 18, 2026
25 min
First time?
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Feb 15, 2026
Feb 15, 2026
28 min
Good lord...
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Feb 9, 2026
Feb 9, 2026
25 min
RAIMI, HELP US!!!
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Feb 7, 2026
Feb 7, 2026
34 min
Another YouTuber taking a stab at filmmaking - does it go any better this time?
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Jan 23, 2026
Jan 23, 2026
16 min
Jesus Christ, what a movie
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Jan 23, 2026
Jan 23, 2026
46 min
SOMEONE PLEASE HIRE ME TO WRITE YOUR MOVIES FOR YOU INSTEAD OF THESE IDIOTS
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Jan 16, 2026
Jan 16, 2026
27 min
Get ready to worship!
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Jan 16, 2026
Jan 16, 2026
29 min
Left out to dry or left for dead?
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Jan 10, 2026
Jan 10, 2026
38 min
Old Yeller is a lot darker than I remembered...
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Jan 10, 2026
Jan 10, 2026
26 min
Ah, Korean nihilism! My favorite!
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